Graduated Why Card


$5.00




  • Stamp included!
  • Buy 4 cards, get 1 free! Mix and match between styles*
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
  • Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper

Card Text: YOU GRADUATED! *Wait...what were you thinking?? Being an adult is terrible! There's rent and doing laundry. You have to shop for groceries and then cook! Oh and there's working. Don't even get me started on working! It's the worst. And TAXES! Those are hard. And insurance! So much insurance. For your health and car and home and maybe other stuff I'm forgetting. The commitments and obligations never seem to end. They just keep coming and coming forever and ever and then you die. But congratulations, I guess.

*Discount automatically applied to lowest priced card when every fifth card is added to cart (ex. 10 cards = 2 free cards). Cannot be combined with other discount codes.


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